Two Words That Shouldn't Go Together: Naked Clowns!

There are all sorts of crazy products released each day, but one particularly odd one recently came to light.  It’s the 2010 Naked Clown Calendar.

It involves 12 months of naked clowns dedicated to a great cause. The calendar uses real clowns from the San Francisco Circus Center. And you’ll be relieved to hear the clowns aren’t totally nude; they use strategically placed props in front of their sensitive areas.

Proceeds from the calendar benefit the MS Society. The project was inspired by Judy Finelli, an accomplished juggler who was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis in 1989 and is now unable to perform.

Interested? You can buy it here: http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/.

Retirement Community Releases 2010 Pin-Up Calendar

A 90-year-old borough native has become a pin-up in an upcoming 2010 calendar.

Joe Manzo, who was born and raised in Brooklyn, is the oldest model in the soon-to-be-published “nearly nude” pin-up boys of the Atlantic Shores retirement community calendar.

The retirement community is located in Virginia Beach, Virginia.

“Brooklyn taught me to be myself mostly, and that when you feel that life has dealt you a raw deal you don’t have to go far to find someone worse off,” said Manzo, a spry 5-foot-11 and 175 pounder.

Manzo, a widower after 62 years of marriage, also keeps active playing a little golf, reading and attending a regular exercise class at the retirement community.

As for the calendar, Manzo said one of the ladies who was putting it together called him to participate and was told someone else recommended him.

Since the photo shoot, Manzo said he’s done some publicity and even appeared on local television.

“It made me feel good, but I’m glad it’s over and done with. I’m not much into that kind of thing,” he said.

Women looking to hook up with the spry Manzo, however, should know that he’s already spoken for.

“I have a special woman here and we have dinner together, and whenever there’s a function, we usually go together. You have to stay as active as you can at 90,” he said.

Buy the calendar right here: http://atlanticshores.com/.  It makes the perfect Christmas gift!

2010 Yamaha FZ-1 Fazer

Diciptakan untuk pemakaian sehari-hari, namun dengan performance yang handal Yamaha FZ-1 Fazer akan segera hadir pada 2010. Digolongkan sebagai half-naked bike atau motor setengah telanjang karena fairing tidak tertutup sampai ke buritan, sehingga mesin sangarnya yang berkapasitas 998 cc ini dapat dilihat dengan jelas. Empat saluran pembuangan yang kelihatan jelas dari mesin dan menyatu ke ujung knalpot menambah tampilan otot motor ini.

Teknologi DOHC 20 valve dapat menghasilkan tenaga yang bukan main dan sistem fuel injection dengan kontrol komputer memberikan pengapian yang tepat pada tiap RPMnya. Four in two – Two in One exhaust system dengan Exhaust Ultimate Power Valve (EXUP®) memberikan tenaga dorongan yang luar biasa disetiap tarikan gasnya.

Berbeda dengan naked bike pada umumnya FZ-1 Fazer naked bike dengan half fairng tetap memberikan aerodynamic saat di terpa angin di kecepatan tinggi. Two-pieces seat, memberikan kenyamanan duduk saat mengemudi. Walaupun tidak terlalu besar, motor ini ternyata memiliki tempat penyimpanan dibawah jok belakang, lumayan untuk menyimpan berbagai peralatan. Berikut spesifikasi lebih lengkap mengenai motor ini :

Make Model Yamaha FZ-1 Fazer Year 2010 Engine Liquid cooled, four stroke, transverse four cylinder, DOHC, Capacity 998 Bore x Stroke 77 X 53.6 mm Compression Ratio 11.5:1 Induction Fuel injection Ignition  /  Starting Digital TCI  /  electric Max Power Max Torque 10.5 kg-m  76.7 ft-lb @ Transmission  /  Drive 6 Speed  /  chain Frame Aluminium die-cast, diamond shaped Front Suspension Telescopic upside forks,  130mm wheel travel Rear Suspension Link-type swingarm, 130mm wheel travel. Front Brakes 2x 320mm discs Rear Brakes Single 245mm disc Front Tyre 120/70 ZR17 Rear Tyre 190/50 ZR17 Seat Height 815 mm  /  32.1 in Wet-Weight 221 kg  /  487 lb Fuel Capacity 18 Litres  /  4.76 gal

Semoga motor ini dapat hadir di Indonesia, sehingga menambah variasi motor dan persaingan antara ATPM motor di Indonesia.

©Meihta Dwiguna Saputra

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Levi Johnson To Pose For Playgirl

Levi Johnson, the baby daddy of Sarah Palin’s grandson, is looking forward to his photo spread in “Playgirl,” but he promises to “keep it classy.”

In an interview with Star magazine hitting stands nationally Friday, Johnston said he hasn’t yet decided whether he will pose fully, frontally nude in the upcoming photo shoot.

“I don’t know. I’m going to decide that on the fly. I want to keep it classy. I don’t want to do something I’ll regret,” the hockey hunk said.

Johnston fathered Tripp with Bristol Palin, daughter of the ex-Alaska governor, but their engagement ended in rancor.

Since then, Johnston has capitalized on the notoriety by exposing what he claims is Palin family dirty laundry.

And now, he is taking exposure to another level. Levi said he’s exercising in preparation for the photo shoot, specifically his back side.

But he said he isn’t nervous about posing naked. “What’s to be nervous about? I guess some people would be nervous to pose nude, but I’m not,” he said.

“I’m ready to do it. I’m feeling confident. I’ve got nothing to hide.”

Johnston, who isn’t dating anyone, said he doesn’t know what his former fiancee thinks of his Playgirl photo shoot. “I haven’t talked with her about any of that stuff,” he said. “We don’t really talk anymore,” he said, “except about the baby, my son. That’s about it.”

It just goes to show you how very SHALLOW I can be...

I clicked on this link, anxious to see the spider that Martha was twittering on about…

And yes I follow Martha on Twitter, don’t you? And did you notice that she said the spider was crawling around in her BLOG STUDIO? Who wants her life, show of hands…

And then I DEFINITELY clicked on this link at the Deus Ex Malcontent blog, I mean who wouldn’t? I mean, “A mash-up of the ultra-hot “Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer” video and Jamiroquai’s Virtual Insanity.” That sounds AWESOME!

Really, click and watch, you at least LOVE the music. Guaranteed! (Seriously, I’m loving that Jamiroquai, why haven’t I heard of him before???)

But here’s the “Kim’s so shallow” part: I, who only view the internet thru the slowest of internet dial-up connections, clicked here…

…to view the video with the First Lady, cuz I really AM concerned about health care reform (I have NO health care insurance). But then when I got there I read that I would have to download a full 5 minutes and 20 seconds of video…that’ll take a LONG time. So I CLOSED THE WINDOW!

I did NOT for a MOMENT hesitate to click on the 3 minute 54 second video to see the “Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer – Jamiroquai Mash-up.”

Shallow?

Yup. Ashamed? Yup Yup. Downloading the First Lady’s video? Absolutely!

Can I get a WOOT! WOOT! up in here?

The Naked Truth

I see, hear, and read about a lot of stupid shit in my day to day life, but this one sounds like it’s from the fucking Bizarro world.

Man Charged After Making Coffee Naked

A Springfield, Virginia man is facing an indecent exposure charge after a passerby spotted the man naked in his kitchen and reported it to police.

Eric Williamson, 29, is a commercial diver who grew up in Hawaii and rents home with several co-workers. Williamson told FOX 5’s Will Thomas his roommates were not home and he walked into the kitchen to make coffee about 5:30 a.m. Monday.

“Yes, I wasn’t wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me,” Williamson said.

The complaint came from an unidentified woman who was walking with a 7-year-old boy. A Fairfax County Police spokesman said officers arrested Williamson for indecent exposure because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public.

What the fuck?!  First off, what in holy hell is a woman doing with a little kid in tow walking around on somebody else’s property at 5:30 in the fucking morning?  I believe the legal term for that is trespassing.  As far as wanting to be seen naked by the public, yeah, being in your own kitchen at 5:30 in the morning is tantamount to holding a goddamn press conference in the buff.  Jesus H. Christ!

Williamson is meeting with a lawyer to fight the charge and may attempt to seek damages from Fairfax County Police.

Sue the perverted, peeping Tom woman trespasser while you’re at it, Mr. Williamson.

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