Friday, October 30, 2009

Two Words That Shouldn't Go Together: Naked Clowns!

There are all sorts of crazy products released each day, but one particularly odd one recently came to light.  It’s the 2010 Naked Clown Calendar.

It involves 12 months of naked clowns dedicated to a great cause. The calendar uses real clowns from the San Francisco Circus Center. And you’ll be relieved to hear the clowns aren’t totally nude; they use strategically placed props in front of their sensitive areas.

Proceeds from the calendar benefit the MS Society. The project was inspired by Judy Finelli, an accomplished juggler who was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis in 1989 and is now unable to perform.

Interested? You can buy it here: http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Retirement Community Releases 2010 Pin-Up Calendar

A 90-year-old borough native has become a pin-up in an upcoming 2010 calendar.

Joe Manzo, who was born and raised in Brooklyn, is the oldest model in the soon-to-be-published “nearly nude” pin-up boys of the Atlantic Shores retirement community calendar.

The retirement community is located in Virginia Beach, Virginia.

“Brooklyn taught me to be myself mostly, and that when you feel that life has dealt you a raw deal you don’t have to go far to find someone worse off,” said Manzo, a spry 5-foot-11 and 175 pounder.

Manzo, a widower after 62 years of marriage, also keeps active playing a little golf, reading and attending a regular exercise class at the retirement community.

As for the calendar, Manzo said one of the ladies who was putting it together called him to participate and was told someone else recommended him.

Since the photo shoot, Manzo said he’s done some publicity and even appeared on local television.

“It made me feel good, but I’m glad it’s over and done with. I’m not much into that kind of thing,” he said.

Women looking to hook up with the spry Manzo, however, should know that he’s already spoken for.

“I have a special woman here and we have dinner together, and whenever there’s a function, we usually go together. You have to stay as active as you can at 90,” he said.

Buy the calendar right here: http://atlanticshores.com/.  It makes the perfect Christmas gift!

2010 Yamaha FZ-1 Fazer

Diciptakan untuk pemakaian sehari-hari, namun dengan performance yang handal Yamaha FZ-1 Fazer akan segera hadir pada 2010. Digolongkan sebagai half-naked bike atau motor setengah telanjang karena fairing tidak tertutup sampai ke buritan, sehingga mesin sangarnya yang berkapasitas 998 cc ini dapat dilihat dengan jelas. Empat saluran pembuangan yang kelihatan jelas dari mesin dan menyatu ke ujung knalpot menambah tampilan otot motor ini.

Teknologi DOHC 20 valve dapat menghasilkan tenaga yang bukan main dan sistem fuel injection dengan kontrol komputer memberikan pengapian yang tepat pada tiap RPMnya. Four in two – Two in One exhaust system dengan Exhaust Ultimate Power Valve (EXUP®) memberikan tenaga dorongan yang luar biasa disetiap tarikan gasnya.

Berbeda dengan naked bike pada umumnya FZ-1 Fazer naked bike dengan half fairng tetap memberikan aerodynamic saat di terpa angin di kecepatan tinggi. Two-pieces seat, memberikan kenyamanan duduk saat mengemudi. Walaupun tidak terlalu besar, motor ini ternyata memiliki tempat penyimpanan dibawah jok belakang, lumayan untuk menyimpan berbagai peralatan. Berikut spesifikasi lebih lengkap mengenai motor ini :

Make Model Yamaha FZ-1 Fazer Year 2010 Engine Liquid cooled, four stroke, transverse four cylinder, DOHC, Capacity 998 Bore x Stroke 77 X 53.6 mm Compression Ratio 11.5:1 Induction Fuel injection Ignition  /  Starting Digital TCI  /  electric Max Power Max Torque 10.5 kg-m  76.7 ft-lb @ Transmission  /  Drive 6 Speed  /  chain Frame Aluminium die-cast, diamond shaped Front Suspension Telescopic upside forks,  130mm wheel travel Rear Suspension Link-type swingarm, 130mm wheel travel. Front Brakes 2x 320mm discs Rear Brakes Single 245mm disc Front Tyre 120/70 ZR17 Rear Tyre 190/50 ZR17 Seat Height 815 mm  /  32.1 in Wet-Weight 221 kg  /  487 lb Fuel Capacity 18 Litres  /  4.76 gal

Semoga motor ini dapat hadir di Indonesia, sehingga menambah variasi motor dan persaingan antara ATPM motor di Indonesia.

©Meihta Dwiguna Saputra

sumber gambar : bikerzbay

Monday, October 26, 2009

Levi Johnson To Pose For Playgirl

Levi Johnson, the baby daddy of Sarah Palin’s grandson, is looking forward to his photo spread in “Playgirl,” but he promises to “keep it classy.”

In an interview with Star magazine hitting stands nationally Friday, Johnston said he hasn’t yet decided whether he will pose fully, frontally nude in the upcoming photo shoot.

“I don’t know. I’m going to decide that on the fly. I want to keep it classy. I don’t want to do something I’ll regret,” the hockey hunk said.

Johnston fathered Tripp with Bristol Palin, daughter of the ex-Alaska governor, but their engagement ended in rancor.

Since then, Johnston has capitalized on the notoriety by exposing what he claims is Palin family dirty laundry.

And now, he is taking exposure to another level. Levi said he’s exercising in preparation for the photo shoot, specifically his back side.

But he said he isn’t nervous about posing naked. “What’s to be nervous about? I guess some people would be nervous to pose nude, but I’m not,” he said.

“I’m ready to do it. I’m feeling confident. I’ve got nothing to hide.”

Johnston, who isn’t dating anyone, said he doesn’t know what his former fiancee thinks of his Playgirl photo shoot. “I haven’t talked with her about any of that stuff,” he said. “We don’t really talk anymore,” he said, “except about the baby, my son. That’s about it.”

Friday, October 23, 2009

It just goes to show you how very SHALLOW I can be...

I clicked on this link, anxious to see the spider that Martha was twittering on about…

And yes I follow Martha on Twitter, don’t you? And did you notice that she said the spider was crawling around in her BLOG STUDIO? Who wants her life, show of hands…

And then I DEFINITELY clicked on this link at the Deus Ex Malcontent blog, I mean who wouldn’t? I mean, “A mash-up of the ultra-hot “Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer” video and Jamiroquai’s Virtual Insanity.” That sounds AWESOME!

Really, click and watch, you at least LOVE the music. Guaranteed! (Seriously, I’m loving that Jamiroquai, why haven’t I heard of him before???)

But here’s the “Kim’s so shallow” part: I, who only view the internet thru the slowest of internet dial-up connections, clicked here…

…to view the video with the First Lady, cuz I really AM concerned about health care reform (I have NO health care insurance). But then when I got there I read that I would have to download a full 5 minutes and 20 seconds of video…that’ll take a LONG time. So I CLOSED THE WINDOW!

I did NOT for a MOMENT hesitate to click on the 3 minute 54 second video to see the “Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer – Jamiroquai Mash-up.”

Shallow?

Yup. Ashamed? Yup Yup. Downloading the First Lady’s video? Absolutely!

Can I get a WOOT! WOOT! up in here?

The Naked Truth

I see, hear, and read about a lot of stupid shit in my day to day life, but this one sounds like it’s from the fucking Bizarro world.

Man Charged After Making Coffee Naked

A Springfield, Virginia man is facing an indecent exposure charge after a passerby spotted the man naked in his kitchen and reported it to police.

Eric Williamson, 29, is a commercial diver who grew up in Hawaii and rents home with several co-workers. Williamson told FOX 5’s Will Thomas his roommates were not home and he walked into the kitchen to make coffee about 5:30 a.m. Monday.

“Yes, I wasn’t wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me,” Williamson said.

The complaint came from an unidentified woman who was walking with a 7-year-old boy. A Fairfax County Police spokesman said officers arrested Williamson for indecent exposure because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public.

What the fuck?!  First off, what in holy hell is a woman doing with a little kid in tow walking around on somebody else’s property at 5:30 in the fucking morning?  I believe the legal term for that is trespassing.  As far as wanting to be seen naked by the public, yeah, being in your own kitchen at 5:30 in the morning is tantamount to holding a goddamn press conference in the buff.  Jesus H. Christ!

Williamson is meeting with a lawyer to fight the charge and may attempt to seek damages from Fairfax County Police.

Sue the perverted, peeping Tom woman trespasser while you’re at it, Mr. Williamson.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Photos of Sexy Rihanna

Naked in barbed wire

Nothing but barbed wire

Russian Roulette

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How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

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Zazzle!

Angelic Verses

DeviantArt

Rumors of Angels

LuLu

CafePress

Luck

Digital Art

Angel Sightings

Cyber Rainbows

Selling Rainbows

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Naked Shoppers Shock Garage Staff

A group of naked men have been filmed on cameras after they entered a Devon petrol station and browsed through its pornographic magazine section.

One of the men was recording the incident on his own mobile phone but all left for a nearby minibus after being asked to put their clothes on, the Midweek Herald reports.

Kilmington Services manager Gobu Rasalingham said: “Even though it’s quite funny, it’s unacceptable behaviour because it’s obviously a public place.

“There were no customers in at the time. But if there had been children or women, I would probably have been harsher with them.”

He added of his female cashier: “She was shocked, frozen and unable to do anything – she was almost crying. She said, ‘Go and put clothes on, otherwise I won’t be able to serve you’.

“I don’t think they purposely meant to harm anybody. Maybe they were on a stag party or it was a challenge. I would have taken it in a sporting way as long as they didn’t do any harm.”

Sergeant Pete Trudgeon said: “Each male that paraded himself naked in the shop committed an offence under the Sexual Offences Act 2003.

“We are seeking to identify these males at the earliest opportunity. If they come forward and admit their involvement, they will be dealt with more leniently.”

Watch actual video of the episode here.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Naked Women Accused Of Witchcraft

Five women were stripped and paraded naked in Deoghar district of Jharkhand, Indonesia after being charged of witchcraft, police said.

The five women, including three widows, were forcibly brought to a field in Patharghatia village in Deoghar, about 350 km from state capital Ranchi. They were stripped and paraded naked, police said.

“Sushila Kumahrin, Sagiran Beebi, Hafijan Beebi, Sujan Beebi and Gulnar Beebi were tortured to accept that they were witches and practise black magic. The incident took place at the instruction of a witch doctor. The witch doctor said that these women were practising black magic and were causing problems in the village,” a police officer said.

The women were rescued when local government officials and police reached the spot. However, the perpetrators managed to escape.

According to reports, hundreds of people witnessed the incident.

“We have lodged an FIR (First Information Report) against 11 people, including six women. We will soon arrest the perpetrators,” the officer added.

Majority of perpetrators were Muslims and four of the five victims belonged to the same community.

In Jharkhand, women are subjected to different forms of torture after being branded witches.

According to official data, more than 700 people, majority of them women, were killed after being branded witches. The witch doctors manage to escape as people fear black magic if they are named.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Early nude photos of Madonna only made her tougher

Madonna is happy that the photos in which she appears naked were published in her early career because the scandal that broke up only made her tougher.
In 1985 a series of photographs in which Madonna appeared naked were published by Playboy and Penthouse and all music experts in the world then claimed that Madonna will soon end her career, instead she turned the situation to her advantage.

“That was the first time I was aware of saying ‘F**k you’ with my attitude. You’re trying to put me down because of this?’ I (wasn’t) going to let public opinion dictate my own feelings about myself. I (wasn’t) going to apologise for anything I’ve done.”

TOMORROW'S WORLD #1 (R)

TOMORROW’S WORLD #1 Is the first of my new series. Set about 200 years into the future, A group of Genetically Engineered people live an Idealic life in their domed enclosure. Where Sex is the very currency of their society. A man from the 20th Century is discovered in a Hibernation Chamber and revived. The reader is invited along with this man as he discovers the wonders of this beautiful life in TOMORROW’S SWORLD!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Woman Claims She Can't Be Arrested Because She's Naked

Police say a Wisconsin woman stripped in front of her children to avoid getting busted for shoplifting beef jerky and a cigarette lighter, telling the officers they couldn’t arrest her because she was naked.

It happened after Julia E. Laack, 36, allegedly ripped off a store and then went home. Police went to her home, and she refused to come to the door. She also began screaming and swearing at three children in her house, telling one that the incident was all his fault.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Naked Man Arrested After Three County Police Chase

A Texas man is behind bars after police say he lead DPS troopers in Leon County, Texas on a wild chase, naked.

According to DPS, the chase started in Leon county on highway 79 just north of Franklin where 31-year-old Ulbado Olvera was driving a stolen car.

The chase continued through Robertson County and finally into Brazos County where Olvera allegedly drove into a ditch near the University Drive exit on Highway 6.

DPS says Olvera, who was naked the entire time, got out of the car and ran onto the highway where he was eventually arrested.

During the chase a DPS trooper totaled a vehicle near Hearne, he suffered minor injuries and has since been released from the hospital.

Olvera has been booked into Brazos County Jail.

He’s charged with evading arrest and driving while intoxicated. His bond has been set at $2,000.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Dallas Police Seek Pudgy Naked Backyard Dancer

Dallas police are looking for a man who they said repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away.

Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.

Police said he usually climbs a fence or goes through a gate and either dances naked or jumps in a swimming pool naked. Police said he also has danced naked on top of a backyard air conditioning unit.

Police said they’re looking for a pudgy man who is about 6 feet tall and covers his face while dancing.

Dallas Police Senior Cpl. Janice Crowther said police want to catch him before it escalates into something worse.

The Hue of Hefner

Originally a piece in ScientificBlogging, October 2, 2009…

Dear Hugh Hefner:

Ever wondered  why you’re rich?   Yes, yes, you’re a savvy businessman who succeeded where thousands have failed.   But there are deeper reasons underlying why your business model works at all. When one digs deeply enough one finds that color – yup, the stuff of rainbows and Crayola – is at the core of your success. Without hue, there’d be no Hugh.

To see why you should be giving thanks to the existence of color, let’s start with something closer to your home; nakedness.   Although mammals tend to be furry-faced, some of us primates had the chutzpah to lose the hair on our faces, and often on our rumps. And we humans are nearly naked all over, something you may have noticed.   If we humans weren’t so bare, we would probably not wear robes. And then there would be no reason to disrobe.

If there were no bare skin, there would  be no Hefner as we know it.

Now  let’s delve deeper and ask why some of us primates got bare in the first place. One feature that distinguishes the primates with bare faces from the furry-faced ones is color vision. The naked primates can see in color, but the furry-faced ones cannot.   Color goes with nudity. Why?

As I have argued in my research, our color vision is a distinctive kind of color vision, one that is specialized for detecting the color changes that happen in skin due to the physiological changes in blood (e.g., oxygenation). Most varieties of color vision – like that in birds, reptiles and bees – do not have this extraordinary capability. Our color vision is for seeing blushes, blanches, red rage, sexual engorgement and the many other skin color changes that occur as one’s emotion, mood, or physiology alters. Color is for seeing embarrassment, fear, anger, sexual excitement, and so on.

Our primate ancestors once had furry faces, and one was born with our style of color vision, able to detect the peculiar changes in our underlying blood physiology. Although the faces this ancestor looked at were  furry, some skin would have been visible, such as around the eyes, nostrils, lips and any lighter patches of fur. This ancestor would have been born an “empath,” able to see the moods of others. Color vision of this kind would thus spread over time.

And once it spread, animals could then have evolved to “purposely” signal colors indicating their mood, and then bare skin would have evolved to have more canvas for signaling. Many of our skin color changes are indeed “purposeful,” i.e., not simply inevitable consequences of our underlying physiological state. For example, Peter D. Drummond has shown  that peoples’ faces blush more on the side which people can see.

You might be wondering  why, unlike the other primates who mainly have bare faces and rumps, we humans are so naked all over.  It might be that, although we don’t consciously notice it, we color signal over our entire canvas.  If all our bare spots are for color signalling (setting aside the palms and the bottoms of the feet) then we should not be naked in places that viewers would not tend to be able to see. 

Well, there are three places on the body that are difficult to observe; the top of the head, the underarms and the groin. And notice that, as expected if bare skin is for color signaling, these three spots are the universally furry spots on humans. 

The only complication here is that the groin does occasionally become dominated by bare skin rather than fur, namely when  the genitalia engorge. But at these times there is often another person involved in a behavior wherein the groin is, ahem, no longer difficult to see.

Bare skin really may be for looking at! And it is worth  looking at because it often signals something to the viewer. But the viewer can only see these signals if they have our special kind of color vision.

No color vision, no nakedness. No nakedness, no Hugh Hefner.

Or, no hue, no Hugh.

And now the real point of my writing: Because of the dependency of your enterprise on the evolution of color, it would only be natural to bring some diversity to those apocryphal parties at the mansion … by inviting an evolutionary neuroscientist.

Just have your people call my person.

Mark Changizi is a professor of cognitive science at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, and the author of The Vision Revolution (Benbella Books).

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Ashley Greene In Her Bikini

Ashley Greene is that other hot girl from those rubbish Vampire Moives (twilight), but she is quickly becoming THE hot girl from those rubbish Vampire Moives (still talking about Twilight). The more we see her in a bikini or buck naked the more we like her. Actually that goes with every girl we know, but in this case there is a tiering system due to the fact that its a movie that has a cast of hot girls. Anyways, a couple more picture sets like this and Ashley Greene will be the hot girl in that rubbish Vampire Movie, and Kristen Stewart will be the other girl.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Naked Man Accused Of Pounding On Cars

A man who told officers he was a medical marijuana provider has been arrested for allegedly standing naked in a Colorado highway, pounding on passing cars and spitting at a state trooper.

Dustin Robbins, 27, of Westminster, faces 13 counts including indecent exposure, assault and driving under the influence of marijuana.

Robbins was arrested Sept. 25 on U.S. 34 east of Greeley. Witnesses told investigators he was cursing at cars and hitting some.

Two women in their 70s and 80s told deputies a naked man jumped on the hood of their car, broke windows, walked across the roof and jumped off the back. Damage was estimated at $1,200.

Authorities said Robbins spat on the state trooper who arrested him.

Deputies said he told them he was a medical marijuana provider, and they found certificates for medical marijuana but no state provider’s license.

State officials said records of licensed providers aren’t public.

Robbins is jailed under $50,000 bail. No phone listing could be found for him and it wasn’t known if he had a lawyer.

Because we too will die...

the world is
not with us enough
O taste and see

the subway Bible poster said,
meaning The Lord, meaning
if anything all that lives
to the imagination’s tongue,

grief, mercy, language,
tangerine, weather, to
breathe them, bite,
savor, chew, swallow, transform

into our flesh our
deaths, crossing the street, plum, quince,
living in the orchard and being

hungry, and plucking
the fruit.

-Levertov

Sleepers, awaken to life!  Indulge the senses.  Seek pleasure and pain.  Do not wait to pluck the fruit…

photo by Halston Bruce

Friday, October 2, 2009

Brooke Shields Photo Deemed Possible Child Pornoagraphy

In an echo of the controversial Bill Henson case in Australia, the Tate Modern gallery in London has withdrawn a controversial work depicting a naked 10-year-old Brooke Shields after a police visit raised concerns it could be deemed child pornography.

The picture, which shows Shields standing naked and with an oiled torso in a bathtub, was created by the American artist Richard Prince from a photograph originally shot in 1975 by a commercial photographer, Gary Gross.

Shields’s mother had commissioned the image in her effort to launch her daughter as a child star. The photo was later published in a Playboy publication, Sugar ‘n’ Spice .

Shields made an unsuccessful attempt to buy back the negatives in 1981, but a judge ruled she was a ”hapless victim of a contract” that two ”grasping” adults had bound her to.

Tate curators had already chosen to hang the picture, Spiritual America , behind closed doors bearing a warning that the photo was ”challenging”. An essay in the exhibition catalogue by the exhibition’s curator, Jack Bankowsky, argues that the artist’s desire was not to spark the ”lubricious titillations” but that it was created to provoke thought about the child star’s story.

The image forms part of a new exhibition, Pop Life: Art in a Material World, which was due to open yesterday and which aims to explore the relationship between commercial and artistic images.

The Tate consulted lawyers before hanging the picture, which has not been seen in Britain. It has been shown in New York, where it attracted little attention.

As in the Henson case, it is understood police visited the gallery after reading media coverage and previews of the exhibition in newspapers.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Feces-Covered Nude Man Jumps Into Neighbor's Pool

A Florida man is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident’s backyard and jumped into the pool.

A Martin County Sheriff’s Office report shows 21-year-old Robert Stark Higgins was charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft.

The resident told deputies he heard Higgins crash through the screen of his pool and take a splash Saturday night. Authorities said Higgins took a towel and fled. Deputies used a K-9 to track Higgins to a home. Higgins told deputies he had been drinking.

He was being held at the Martin County Jail on $10,500 bail. Jail officials said he did not immediately have an attorney.

I Hope You Have A Good Pool Cleaner

I hate my life!

Oh for goodness sakes people, please don’t go jumping naked into someones swimming pool covered in shit. Didn’t your mom teach you anything? Robert Stark Higgins claims he had been out drinking when he used a strangers swimming pool to remove the feces he was covered in. It didn’t take long for the police sniffer dogs to find him. Hmm,no word on how he happened to be covered in shit but I am guesssing he was drinking Buttwiser.