I see, hear, and read about a lot of stupid shit in my day to day life, but this one sounds like it’s from the fucking Bizarro world.
Man Charged After Making Coffee Naked
A Springfield, Virginia man is facing an indecent exposure charge after a passerby spotted the man naked in his kitchen and reported it to police.
Eric Williamson, 29, is a commercial diver who grew up in Hawaii and rents home with several co-workers. Williamson told FOX 5’s Will Thomas his roommates were not home and he walked into the kitchen to make coffee about 5:30 a.m. Monday.
“Yes, I wasn’t wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me,” Williamson said.
The complaint came from an unidentified woman who was walking with a 7-year-old boy. A Fairfax County Police spokesman said officers arrested Williamson for indecent exposure because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public.
What the fuck?! First off, what in holy hell is a woman doing with a little kid in tow walking around on somebody else’s property at 5:30 in the fucking morning? I believe the legal term for that is trespassing. As far as wanting to be seen naked by the public, yeah, being in your own kitchen at 5:30 in the morning is tantamount to holding a goddamn press conference in the buff. Jesus H. Christ!
Williamson is meeting with a lawyer to fight the charge and may attempt to seek damages from Fairfax County Police.
Sue the perverted, peeping Tom woman trespasser while you’re at it, Mr. Williamson.
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