Newsletter Nags, your wish is about to come true. The REVEAL club, designed by nakedEric fans and this really smart guy named Sammy (secretlysexy) is now just looking for some collaborators from the scene we all love to lust over. They’re gracing our “garden” state with a throng of the most beautiful and sexy women ever assembled in one place. I would hesitate telling your Islamic Extremist friends because you don’t have to die to find them all in one place, you just have to trek to Edison this weekend…
So, we have our funding in place to open up a VERY high end cabaret club which will have a stage for live music and cages, catwalks, etc. for the finest adult performers to blow your minds. Our vision was to emulate the Body English club at the Hard Rock in Vegas. Then combine it with Starland Ballroom in Sayreville and you have a rock venue with a classy group of sexy lassies and night after night full of sex, thongs, and rock’n roll (no drugs in public, they’re sold discreetly in places you know that are very far from our location because drugs are silly. Well, percocet is useful sometimes. If you have an injury, let me know…)
Anyway, we’re calling in press passes so we can cover this awesome event for you all and we plan to return with some incredible ideas for the buildout of REVEAL. Maybe we’ll even end up owning some other companies. Hey, when you’re buying in a down economy, you’re a rock star! So, let’s rock Edison this weekend! If you want to go. GO! All NakedEric fans can take part in the 3rd annual:
NAKED ERIC’S FLU SHOTS FOR STD AWARENESS
WE’LL GET YOU A FREE FLU SHOT IF YOU SHOW US VALID PROOF OF A FULL SCREENING. GO GET TESTED KIDS, IT WILL MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE (OH AND IF YOU PLAN ON EARNING ACCESS TO THE SEX MILK OF A GODDESS, SHE WILL ASK YOU FOR THE TEST RESULTS – WE’RE LOOKING OUT FOR YOU ALL!)
We will update you when we hear from the Exxxotica crew. We’ll announce our location and where the NakedEric / REVEAL afterparty will be this year. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!
-NE
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