…You started at 4 pm and don’t know when you quit
…You wake up naked, your girlfriend is naked, and your new friend is asleep in the middle fully clothed
…You open your wallet to see over 100 dollars in cash is gone, and your friend reports spending the same amount
…You look at the pictures and don’t remember taking half of them
…You drop a friend off at her car at the bar, a man laughs and actually calls her out for doing the walk of shame
…Before getting in bed new friend says “No, I really can’t stay here I think with my parts”
…There are odd voicemails that make no sense
….A cab ride that should have been less than 5 blocks results in getting lost and $30 fare, and lest we forget calling the cabbie “My BRO”
…You got to cuddle with your girlfriend and both of your girl crushes
…Not sure how, but somehow the conversation at one point turned to “My hoo hoo doesn’t ho ho…Do you know how embarrassing that is?”
…Two people wanted to hook up, but neither would bring the other to their house, so for some reason, they end up at your house sans hooking up
….After dropping everyone off you are hot and bothered and need a little release
….You do the next day debrief over lunch and bloody beers
….You need a nappy in the middle of the day
Life is good!! Another day, another adventure….
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